sometimes it just goes on a bit and its like yes alright lets move on take your pants off already yknow
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
once i was making out with a guy and got bored so i started playing a game of candy crush in my head
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
logs onto facebook
logs off facebook
linin prak ohmygod
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK
I’m gonna puke
i can’t wait til like 60 years from now when all these white girl grannies have “forever young” still tattooed on their wrists
omvr:
bitches so quick to make twerk videos but scared to do a class presentation


